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ANNOYING SHITS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR.


1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

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I'm a train wreck in the morning
I'm a bitch in the afternoon
Every now and then without warning
I can be really mean towards you
I'm a puzzle yes indeed
Ever complex in every way
And all the pieces aren't even in the box
And yet, you see the picture clear as day


Beyoncé - Flaws And All

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A lie is still a lie, regardless of the reason behind it. You can say you did it for a good cause but the point is, you still did it.

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you're taking me up so high
you make me wanna touch the sky
and you know its all about you and i 
so are you ready to fly with me 

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When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, 
show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

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You suck.
I rock.
End of story.

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Mirror, mirror, on the wall. 
Catch me now before I fall.
I wish, I may, I wish, I might. 
Find the Answer, here tonight.
When the whole world's turnin left. 
It's when I'm going right.
I need someone to let me be, 
Just who I am inside.

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There's only
1 thing
2 do
3 words
4 you
I love you!

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Keep smiling, keep shining
Knowing you can always count on me, for sure
That's what friends are for

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Good love is on the way
I'll be lonely but I know I'll be okay
Good love is on the way

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when you kiss me, 
new year's in my heart.

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If we fight like a married couple, 
talk like best friends, 
flirt like first love, 
protect each other like brother and sister, 
then we are meant to be..

2011

Gelukkig nieuwjaar,

maak 'r een goed jaar van !

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I can tell that you're tired of being lonely 
Take my hand don't let go, baby, hold me 
Come to me and let me be your one and only
Cause I can make it alright till the morning.

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Baby you're my everything you're all i ever wanted.


Drake - Best I Ever Had

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Ben je down? 
Ik maak je high. 
Zo'n gevoel van: 
I believe i can fly.

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The world is a book and those who don't travel read only one page.

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So I put on my make-up, put a smile on my face and if anyone asks me everything is fine.

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It's my kingdom.
And there's nothing you can do 'bout it!

the difference between friends and best friends *

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. 
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?” 


FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. 
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…” (Note, if you don’t understand this, watch The Ring. Then watch The Ring 2. Then watch Ringu.) 


FRIENDS: Help you find your prince. 
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. 


FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. 
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. 


FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. 
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!” 


FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail again 
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up! 


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. 
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food. 


FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. 
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.” 


FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. 
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story… 


FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. 
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you 


FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. 
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. 


FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough. 
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!