the difference between friends and best friends *

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. 
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?” 


FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. 
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…” (Note, if you don’t understand this, watch The Ring. Then watch The Ring 2. Then watch Ringu.) 


FRIENDS: Help you find your prince. 
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. 


FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. 
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. 


FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. 
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!” 


FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail again 
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up! 


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. 
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food. 


FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. 
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.” 


FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. 
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story… 


FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. 
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you 


FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. 
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. 


FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough. 
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!